I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture
"I should have kissed you longer."
— (via lezbelesbians)
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.
Things that need to stop being in kid shows.
"I can’t lose to a girl"
"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"
"you let a girl beat you"
If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused